In a perfect world.....

1. The last key in a bunch of keys would NOT be the one you are looking for (while carrying 15 bags of groceries all about to tear open, your purse, cell phone, sun glasses, bottle of water, and CD case). Would be the very first key....
2. Your lane wouldn't be the slowest (read come to a dead stop) & as soon as you changed lanes to the apparently faster moving one it wouldn't automatically& inevitably assume tortoise mobility.
3. You wouldn't develop a monstrous zit on your nose on the day of an important presentation (happened to D today, a colleague of mine).
4. You wouldn't EVER have bad hair days or as I call it Frizzo- shit days.
5. Your computer wouldn't crash just as soon as you finished working on the LAST draft of that almost there Nobel Prize winning paper.
6. It would rain when the weather man said it would (sic).
7. I would write a blog more regularly
8. I would have taken my board exams already AND passed with flying colors!
(You can tell its getting personal ... :-)
9. Getting stuck in elevators with morons wouldn't be an ordinary event.
10. I would meet a guy who is not a jerk, not a moron, not commitment phobic, not mind numbingly boring, not just looking for a fling .... the list goes on and on